“Okay, so here’s a funny story. Tomorrow, I’m getting surgically castrated.”
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
Keira Knightley photographed by Ellen von Unwerth for Vogue Italia, January 2011
Where is our brother? Go find the little beast.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
I never knew that seals could do this until this January AND IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT