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“Okay, so here’s a funny story.  Tomorrow, I’m getting surgically castrated.”

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wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

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Keira Knightley photographed by Ellen von Unwerth for Vogue Italia, January 2011

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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Where is our brother? Go find the little beast.

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Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

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swiftingthrough:

making my way downtown

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[x]

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redgaloshesforfeet:

I never knew that seals could do this until this January AND IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT

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johnny-neocash:

this is a notable neopet oh my god

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